Turbo Possession – DanDaDan Premium All-Over Graphic Tee (Unisex)
The spirit realm doesn’t play fair—and neither does Turbo Granny.
Summoned straight from the cursed pages of DanDaDan, the “Turbo Possession” graphic tee is a supernatural punch to the senses. It's an all-gas-no-brakes tribute to everyone’s favorite filthy-mouthed yokai menace—decked in high-octane fury and splattered with kinetic manga chaos. If you know, you know. If you don’t… run faster.
🔥 Front Graphic:
Centered in unholy glory is Turbo Granny, mid-screech and fully transformed—her wild ghost-hair flaring out like demon smoke, eyes blazing with that turbocharged stare that says, “I’m about to steal your body and your soul.” Torn red flames burn around her as jagged energy slashes tear through the air in classic manga motion lines. Beneath her? NEKOHANA—possessed, pissed, and radiating cursed mascot energy. Together they’re the duality of Dandadan: batshit horror and chaotic charm.
🩸 The top screams “DANGER FAN” in crimson cracked lettering, a nod to the die-hard fans who like their supernatural stories full-throttle, unfiltered, and unrelenting.
🩶 Back Tag Print:
A subtle sigil in dark blood-red—The Astral Merchant x NEKOHANA—marked between the shoulder blades. It’s your badge of cursed fandom and chaotic neutrality.
🎽 Fabric Options:
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Classic Heavyweight (6.0 oz/yd²): Feels like you’re wearing manga panel stock. Rugged, structured, and perfect for facing down ghost grannies in alleyways.
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Lightweight Comfort Stretch (4.5 oz/yd²): Soft and breathable for marathon manga reading sessions, con-hopping, or dodging the paranormal on foot.
🖤 Construction Details:
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All-over sublimated print for full-color chaos that won’t fade, even through psychic battles
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100% premium polyester knit
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Ribbed crewneck with reinforced shoulder taping
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Side-seamed to hold its shape no matter how wild your day gets
🌱 Conscious Crafting:
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🌳 A portion of every sale plants a tree via The Good API—because balance matters, even in chaos
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💸 We pay your sales tax
-
🔥 Artist-designed, ethically made, and powered by cursed energy
📏 Size Chart:
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 19.02 | 29.02 | 8.46 |
| M | 20.51 | 30.00 | 8.74 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.98 | 9.06 |
| XL | 24.02 | 32.01 | 9.37 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.99 | 9.65 |
| 3XL | 27.48 | 34.02 | 9.96 |
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
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Tumble dry low
-
Do not bleach
-
Do not iron directly on the design
-
Avoid dry cleaning—Turbo Granny hates harsh chemicals
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
The spirit realm doesn’t play fair—and neither does Turbo Granny.
Summoned straight from the cursed pages of DanDaDan, the “Turbo Possession” graphic tee is a supernatural punch to the senses. It's an all-gas-no-brakes tribute to everyone’s favorite filthy-mouthed yokai menace—decked in high-octane fury and splattered with kinetic manga chaos. If you know, you know. If you don’t… run faster.
🔥 Front Graphic:
Centered in unholy glory is Turbo Granny, mid-screech and fully transformed—her wild ghost-hair flaring out like demon smoke, eyes blazing with that turbocharged stare that says, “I’m about to steal your body and your soul.” Torn red flames burn around her as jagged energy slashes tear through the air in classic manga motion lines. Beneath her? NEKOHANA—possessed, pissed, and radiating cursed mascot energy. Together they’re the duality of Dandadan: batshit horror and chaotic charm.
🩸 The top screams “DANGER FAN” in crimson cracked lettering, a nod to the die-hard fans who like their supernatural stories full-throttle, unfiltered, and unrelenting.
🩶 Back Tag Print:
A subtle sigil in dark blood-red—The Astral Merchant x NEKOHANA—marked between the shoulder blades. It’s your badge of cursed fandom and chaotic neutrality.
🎽 Fabric Options:
-
Classic Heavyweight (6.0 oz/yd²): Feels like you’re wearing manga panel stock. Rugged, structured, and perfect for facing down ghost grannies in alleyways.
-
Lightweight Comfort Stretch (4.5 oz/yd²): Soft and breathable for marathon manga reading sessions, con-hopping, or dodging the paranormal on foot.
🖤 Construction Details:
-
All-over sublimated print for full-color chaos that won’t fade, even through psychic battles
-
100% premium polyester knit
-
Ribbed crewneck with reinforced shoulder taping
-
Side-seamed to hold its shape no matter how wild your day gets
🌱 Conscious Crafting:
-
🌳 A portion of every sale plants a tree via The Good API—because balance matters, even in chaos
-
💸 We pay your sales tax
-
🔥 Artist-designed, ethically made, and powered by cursed energy
📏 Size Chart:
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 19.02 | 29.02 | 8.46 |
| M | 20.51 | 30.00 | 8.74 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.98 | 9.06 |
| XL | 24.02 | 32.01 | 9.37 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.99 | 9.65 |
| 3XL | 27.48 | 34.02 | 9.96 |
🧼 Care Instructions:
-
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
-
Tumble dry low
-
Do not bleach
-
Do not iron directly on the design
-
Avoid dry cleaning—Turbo Granny hates harsh chemicals
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
The spirit realm doesn’t play fair—and neither does Turbo Granny.
Summoned straight from the cursed pages of DanDaDan, the “Turbo Possession” graphic tee is a supernatural punch to the senses. It's an all-gas-no-brakes tribute to everyone’s favorite filthy-mouthed yokai menace—decked in high-octane fury and splattered with kinetic manga chaos. If you know, you know. If you don’t… run faster.
🔥 Front Graphic:
Centered in unholy glory is Turbo Granny, mid-screech and fully transformed—her wild ghost-hair flaring out like demon smoke, eyes blazing with that turbocharged stare that says, “I’m about to steal your body and your soul.” Torn red flames burn around her as jagged energy slashes tear through the air in classic manga motion lines. Beneath her? NEKOHANA—possessed, pissed, and radiating cursed mascot energy. Together they’re the duality of Dandadan: batshit horror and chaotic charm.
🩸 The top screams “DANGER FAN” in crimson cracked lettering, a nod to the die-hard fans who like their supernatural stories full-throttle, unfiltered, and unrelenting.
🩶 Back Tag Print:
A subtle sigil in dark blood-red—The Astral Merchant x NEKOHANA—marked between the shoulder blades. It’s your badge of cursed fandom and chaotic neutrality.
🎽 Fabric Options:
-
Classic Heavyweight (6.0 oz/yd²): Feels like you’re wearing manga panel stock. Rugged, structured, and perfect for facing down ghost grannies in alleyways.
-
Lightweight Comfort Stretch (4.5 oz/yd²): Soft and breathable for marathon manga reading sessions, con-hopping, or dodging the paranormal on foot.
🖤 Construction Details:
-
All-over sublimated print for full-color chaos that won’t fade, even through psychic battles
-
100% premium polyester knit
-
Ribbed crewneck with reinforced shoulder taping
-
Side-seamed to hold its shape no matter how wild your day gets
🌱 Conscious Crafting:
-
🌳 A portion of every sale plants a tree via The Good API—because balance matters, even in chaos
-
💸 We pay your sales tax
-
🔥 Artist-designed, ethically made, and powered by cursed energy
📏 Size Chart:
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 19.02 | 29.02 | 8.46 |
| M | 20.51 | 30.00 | 8.74 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.98 | 9.06 |
| XL | 24.02 | 32.01 | 9.37 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.99 | 9.65 |
| 3XL | 27.48 | 34.02 | 9.96 |
🧼 Care Instructions:
-
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
-
Tumble dry low
-
Do not bleach
-
Do not iron directly on the design
-
Avoid dry cleaning—Turbo Granny hates harsh chemicals
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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