Baphomet's 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show - Unisex Heavyweight Emb. Cotton Hoodie
from $63.33
☕🔥 Saturday Mornings Will Never Be Holy Again. 🔥☕
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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☕🔥 Saturday Mornings Will Never Be Holy Again. 🔥☕
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
☕🔥 Saturday Mornings Will Never Be Holy Again. 🔥☕
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Straight from the fires of damnation and the sketchpads of the underworld’s most deranged animators comes "Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show"—a twisted take on nostalgia, occult chaos, and vintage animation gone infernal.
This unisex heavyweight hoodie is your official merch from the fictional cartoon void that never aired—an episode from hell starring Baphomet the Mischief Goat, binding flame and shadow with each cackling frame. With front and back prints pulled straight from a demonic VHS vault, this piece of wearable heresy pays homage to retro cartoon aesthetics while embedding it deep in occult symbology and rebellious underground culture.
The back features a mock tarot card labeled “The Devil – XV,” with a wide-eyed cartoon Baphomet looming over two firebound souls—chained and dancing to the infernal rhythm. On the front? A bold, comic-style Baphomet leaping forth with a devilish grin, ready to possess your wardrobe.
🧵 Construction & Material Features
~100% cotton face for that classic texture
~65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and structured warmth
~Kangaroo-style front pouch pocket perfect for stashing cursed items or keeping warm
~3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, ensuring an elite streetwear silhouette
~Self-fabric back patch for an extra layer of premium construction
🩸 Embroidered Sleeve Detail
Etched into the left sleeve cuff, the inverted pentacle glows red—embroidered using G.R.C certified 100% recycled thread, a fiery reminder that rebellion and responsibility can coexist.
The right sleeve is left bare... because true darkness never announces itself twice.
🖤 Available Colors
Black – The void eternal
Vintage Black – Distressed for that occult archaeologist look
Charcoal Heather – Like worn ashes from the altar
🌱 Darkness That Gives Back
Every hoodie sold goes toward planting a tree, courtesy of our partnership with The Good API, because even Satan’s finest care about sustainability.
We also cover all sales tax—because capitalism is already hell enough.
⚠️ Sizing Note from The Astral Merchant:
This hoodie runs slightly small. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.
Whether you're watching cursed cartoons in your crypt or summoning nostalgia with a side of sin, this hoodie is your ticket to a Saturday morning you won’t forget... if you survive it.
🔥 Tune in, drop out, and worship weird. Baphomet’s 6:66 Morning Cartoon Show is on the air. 📺
Our hoodies are meticulously tailored to your specifications when you place an order, thus necessitating a slightly extended delivery time. By embracing an on-demand manufacturing approach as opposed to conventional mass production, we actively mitigate the perils of overproduction. We commend your mindful choice in shopping!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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